1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:07,048 [theme music playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:21,730 [lasers firing] 5 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,815 I thought you said you could outrun them. 6 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:26,484 - Have they caught us yet? - Not yet. 7 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:31,239 Listen up good, Quill, I want what you stole from us. 8 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:33,450 Yeah, give us back... Hey, wait, 9 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,244 is he talking about that thing that we stole from someone else? 10 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,246 Yeah, the Build Stone. 11 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:41,583 Whoever has it can build amazing and powerful stuff, 12 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:43,418 anything they can imagine! 13 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:45,295 We's gonna sell it, Taserface, 14 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,464 and make all kinds of units. 15 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,090 You hear me, Quill? 16 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,217 Oh, if these guys hit my ship one more time. 17 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,886 Hold on to that Build Stone, Rocket. 18 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,596 I got it, I got it! 19 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:57,724 All right, let's see what this baby can do. [laughs] 20 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:01,019 Oh yeah, maybe this'll slow 'em down. 21 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,355 [beeping] 22 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:07,108 Why does this keep happening to me? 23 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:10,195 I'm gonna blast you out of the sky, boyo, 24 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,906 and then stop by Earth for my favorite barbecue sauce 25 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,574 so my crew can eat ya. 26 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,701 It's all about eating with Yondu. 27 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,078 Hang on! 28 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:21,790 [lasers firing] 29 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,709 - Do something, Quill. - I'm working on it! 30 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,337 Trying to keep my ship in one piece right now. 31 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:32,050 - [engine whooshing] - [optimistic music playing] 32 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,636 We can't let him get this thing, right, Groot? 33 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:36,680 [sighs] You're just a potted plant. 34 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,200 We gotta get it to the Avengers. They'll know what to do with it, 35 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:42,852 but right now I know the perfect thing to shake Yondu off our tail. 36 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:46,606 [engine whooshing] 37 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,650 [Yondu] Oh, no, no, no, stop it, Quill. 38 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,945 You know I get space-sick. 39 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:53,613 [laughing] 40 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,699 [Yondu] Whoa! 41 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:01,579 Who's got no thumbs and is the best pilot you ever saw? 42 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,331 That's right, this guy. 43 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,542 Quill, look out! 44 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:09,379 [loud squeaking] 45 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:13,091 - Thieves! - Ronan. 46 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,802 Why are you so accusey, Ronan? 47 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:19,431 It's my name, Ronan the Accuser. 48 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,641 Also I'm pretty good at destruction and mayhem. 49 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,143 That's my real passion. 50 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,231 [Nebula] Ah, dumb, cheap portal remote! 51 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,484 You couldn't have sprung for a new model? 52 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:34,988 I accuse you of being bad with technology, Nebula. 53 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,907 And I accuse you of being a micromanager. 54 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,160 Give me the Build Stone that Yondu stole from me 55 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,828 that you stole from Yondu. 56 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:44,414 We can't give that blue-faced clown this thing! 57 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,308 I could build all sorts of cool weapons with it. 58 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,585 You always wanna build cool weapons. 59 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,795 Hey, I didn't hear you complaining when I made you 60 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,798 that can opener/laser cannon/ toenail clipper. 61 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,384 [Gamora] I did complain, it almost took my toes off! 62 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:59,304 - I am Groot! - [Rocket] I said I didn't hear you! 63 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,639 - We got company. - Oh, I see. 64 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,683 Now you're negotiating with Quill to buy 65 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,394 the Build Stone that I rightfully stole! 66 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,063 I need that thing to give to someone 67 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,939 who has terrible plans for Earth. 68 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,985 Your failure negates our personal services contract. 69 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,196 Don't argue contract law with a Ravager. 70 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,156 I'll, I'll, I'll eat ya! 71 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,575 Okay, just back it up. 72 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,970 - [Yondu] ...take this outside? - [Ronan] Anytime, anywhere. 73 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,412 - [both] Huh? - [Quill] Uh-oh. 74 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:28,124 [suspenseful music playing] 75 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,171 [Rocket] I should not be allowed to have this! 76 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:36,675 Hey, you can't... Wow, you grew up fast, didn't you? 77 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:40,053 No, no, no, no, don't play with that! 78 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,263 [grunting] 79 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,808 - Oh, man. - I am Groot. 80 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,727 Hey, no, don't push that, it's not a toy! 81 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,897 -You got us in this mess, Quill. Now get us out! -Hey, I've got a plan. 82 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:53,650 Let's not let Ronan or Yondu anywhere near Earth 83 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,193 or this Build Stone. 84 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,821 How are we gonna do that, "Star-Lord"? 85 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,632 I said that while making air quotes, by the way. 86 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,366 Leave that to me. 87 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:05,286 [engine whooshing] 88 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,331 And how will you... Are you crazy? 89 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,542 That portal looks completely unstable. 90 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:15,338 [whooshing continues] 91 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,508 Open another portal! 92 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,927 Make it work, make it work! 93 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,763 Can't you see me mashing buttons here? You wanna try? 94 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,725 - Be my guest. - Oh! 95 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:31,187 [electric buzzing] 96 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,024 Oh, great, the portal spit us out in the middle of nowhere. 97 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,775 Of course you would get us lost. 98 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,278 No, Gamora, look, we're in the middle of Knowhere. 99 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,447 [Gamora] Oh, wait, 100 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,741 where are Drax, Rocket, and Groot? 101 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,285 Huh, must've lost 'em when we jumped through the portal. 102 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,786 Ah, I'm sure they're fine. 103 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:50,957 - [both screaming] - I am Groot! 104 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,460 I told you diving into that portal was a bad idea. 105 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,796 Ha, it was a totally awesome Star-Lord move! 106 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,759 All right, so maybe it wasn't my best idea. 107 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,595 They're fine! 108 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,448 Even if they ended up in the vacuum of deep space. 109 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,974 - [gasps] - Nah, they're totally fine. 110 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,809 Oh, hey! 111 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,537 Well, at least we still have the Build Stone. 112 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,522 We've gotta get this to the Avengers. 113 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,817 Maybe if we jam to the Triangulum System 114 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,904 and then take the 101 Space Express to Krylor. 115 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,281 Oh, you lack any sense of direction. 116 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,909 The A42 Toll space road straight to Centauri-IV 117 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,869 - is the best route. - What, are you kidding? 118 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,621 No, it'll be slammed with Centauri 119 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,456 going out for the four-day weekend. 120 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,711 [revving] 121 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,004 I made it! 122 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,798 In your face, portal! 123 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:44,135 [evil laughter] 124 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,637 [grunts] 125 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,181 Ha, now that my forces are all here, 126 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,684 we can destroy the Guardians of the Galaxy 127 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,519 and get the Build Stone. 128 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:55,855 Attack! Whoa! 129 00:05:55,939 --> 00:06:00,068 No, look, just straight to Galador, hang a left and then we... 130 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,820 [alarm wailing] 131 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,655 Great, he's going to strand us out here 132 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:04,989 in the middle of Knowhere. 133 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,491 Nice, Gamora, that was my joke. 134 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,744 [lasers firing] 135 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,830 [Ronan] Whoa, ha-ha! 136 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,998 [lasers firing] 137 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:17,585 [suspenseful music playing] 138 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,505 We need to split up, try to lose them in all the activity out here. 139 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,340 You fly, I'll draw some of them away. 140 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:23,925 That's lame, it'll never work. 141 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,052 And that's why they call me Star-Lord. 142 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,304 You're the only one who calls yourself that. 143 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,598 Well, then I should know. 144 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,728 Sorry, my bad! 145 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,648 [rock music playing] 146 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,316 Hey, Ronan the Complainer. 147 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,402 - Lookie what I got. - Agh! 148 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,449 Huh? 149 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,909 - [electric buzzing] - [tense music playing] 150 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,161 Hm. 151 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,206 - Hey! - Uh-oh. 152 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:56,875 Whoa! 153 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,837 [grunting and laughing] 154 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,423 Ha, will you look at that. 155 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,550 Gamora, remember that plan we talked about? 156 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,886 - Uh, no. - Oh, right, that makes sense 157 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,596 'cause I just made it up inside my brain. 158 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,615 Look, I'm gonna draw him towards me, hit the brakes, 159 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:13,475 and let Ronan fly past me into the portal. 160 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,851 Oh, it's foolproof. 161 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,812 It's not foolproof, it's not foolproof! 162 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,523 [growls] 163 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:24,194 Oh, whoa! You gotta be faster than... 164 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,029 [grunting] 165 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,156 Yondu, you came to save me! 166 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,158 - What? Hey! - Thanks, Quill! 167 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,786 [Quill] Oh, that is so not cool. 168 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,121 Oh, really don't wanna get eaten by this thing. 169 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,748 Hey, right on time. 170 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,125 - Just like I planned. - You didn't plan that. 171 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,796 [Quill] Yup, totally planned it, genius move. 172 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,631 [growls] 173 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,550 That is so creepy. 174 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,803 Okay, genius, now what? 175 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,305 [Quill] Uh, this, follow me. 176 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,226 Ugh, I am so done with this guy. 177 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,980 [growls] 178 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,526 [Ronan] Nebula, it's Ronan. 179 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,195 I need you to open the portal again. 180 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,031 What do you mean it's not working? Get it fixed. 181 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,534 Call the IT department. 182 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,953 Hello, hello? 183 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:18,498 Ugh, I can't believe I have to build my ship again. 184 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,336 [whooshing] 185 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,380 Come on, get it under control. 186 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:28,216 [gasps] Not good, not good, not good! 187 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:33,304 - Well, that wasn't so bad. - [rattling] 188 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,769 Oh, boy, Star-Lord's gonna be star-mad that I dented his new ride. 189 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,439 I don't know where these go without the instructions. 190 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,816 - Quiet, Gamora. - Drax? 191 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,027 - There you are! - Shush! 192 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,612 [tense music playing] 193 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,072 I was transported here out of that 194 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,866 strange portal we all passed through. 195 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,243 I do not think we all ended up in the same place. 196 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,661 Obviously. 197 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,832 I was destined to land here where I can attack 198 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:03,376 and destroy my ultimate opponent, Thanos. 199 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,754 It is what I am good at, destroying. 200 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,589 That's a really bad idea, Drax. 201 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,592 Attack him and you'll be between a rock and a hard place. 202 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:14,179 - Yes, I am. - Mr. Literal strikes again. 203 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,305 Who is that? 204 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:21,269 I wish to lay waste to everyone and everything in the universe, 205 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:25,273 to turn all things to... dust. 206 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:29,027 Hm, but then no one will be left to worship me. 207 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,821 Okay, I'll destroy half the universe, 208 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,324 then get the other half to bow down to me. 209 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,535 Yes, I like that. 210 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:41,748 Thus I will build the BLT! 211 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,375 [evil laughter] 212 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,877 Hm, what are you looking at? 213 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,962 [evil laughter] 214 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,299 Time to check in with Ronan. 215 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,927 Hello? Oh hey, Thanos, what's up? 216 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,721 Where is my Build Stone? 217 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,724 Well, the one who calls himself Star-Lord 218 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,727 stole it from the Ravagers who stole it from me. 219 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,814 Then get it back! 220 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,024 [sighs] 221 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,567 [Drax] Such foul villainy. 222 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:10,944 I can no longer take it. 223 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:14,197 I must destroy him! 224 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,117 [screaming] 225 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,120 [grunting] 226 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:23,581 [shouting] 227 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,919 - [grumbling] - [metal clanking] 228 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:32,590 - [grunting] - [loud thud] 229 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,176 [panting] 230 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:39,848 I... I will destroy you. 231 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:43,435 Not today! I will destroy you! 232 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:49,774 Now, you will see my finishing move. 233 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,152 I have a lot of time floating around here 234 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,320 to think of finishing moves. 235 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,660 [Gamora] Let him go, Dad! 236 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,620 You never like any of my friends! 237 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,165 That's because your friends are pests! 238 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,295 [groaning] 239 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,595 Sometimes you are so hard-headed. 240 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,556 I am pretty sure my head is hard all the time. 241 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,603 [grunting] 242 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,359 Hey, I think we got disconnected back there. 243 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,736 Must be bad reception, the middle of Knowhere! [screaming] 244 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,787 No! Fools, you let them escape! 245 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,790 It's because this portal remote is a piece of junk. 246 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:50,585 Fine, fine, next time I won't buy the clearance model. 247 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:54,673 Find them and get me my Build Stone! 248 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:59,219 [revving] 249 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,850 What took you so long? 250 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,687 Ah, I have had a day. 251 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,691 I had to call customer service three times about this remote. 252 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,734 - And did that help? - No. 253 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,070 They outsource their tech support to Stark Industries 254 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,948 and I was talking to a robot, but no matter. 255 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,950 Where is the Build Stone? 256 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:25,078 Yeah, that was pretty tricky grabbing it 257 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,414 from Quill at Knowhere. 258 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,458 And now that 50 million units we talked about? 259 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,044 All right, stay here, I'm gonna sneak closer. 260 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,171 - I am Groot? - Don't worry. 261 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,923 Just be careful around this soil. 262 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,299 I don't like the color of it. 263 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,637 [grunts] 264 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,724 I am Groot. 265 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,895 Yes, Thanos intends to build a BLT with the Build Stone. 266 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,023 Thanos is building a BLT? 267 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,774 Oh, I could totally go for one of those. 268 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,152 - What? - [Taserface] Hey! 269 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,946 Lookie who I found creeping through the woods. 270 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:03,950 That little beast! I accuse you of spying. 271 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,745 Good call, yeah, obviously! 272 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:11,041 [Taserface] Let's eat him, I bet he tastes like chicken. 273 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,044 Oh, that portal experience is the worst. 274 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,795 Okay, wait, what's happening here? 275 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,715 Taserface, are you trying to eat someone again? 276 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,676 I accuse you of being a party crasher! 277 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,804 Rather than accusing how about a-blasting? 278 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,974 [grunting] 279 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,642 Rocket, we gotta move! 280 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,145 [lasers firing] 281 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:35,023 Get me the Build Stone! Don't let them escape! 282 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,567 Quill, toss me the Build Stone! 283 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,363 - [lasers firing] - [laughs] 284 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,239 [Ronan] I accuse them of hurting! 285 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,616 [grunts] 286 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,785 [rock music playing] 287 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,953 Gimme that, I got an idea. 288 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,083 [train bell ringing] 289 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,210 - Oh! - Oh no! [grunts] 290 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,754 [whistling] 291 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:10,558 All right, boy, time for you to pay for stealing from the Ravagers. 292 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,811 Yondu, come on. 293 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,313 I mean, didn't you always say I was like a son to you? 294 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,900 Eh, more like a nephew, one that may or may not taste like chicken. 295 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,236 [Taserface] Oh, oh, maybe we could eat 'em both. 296 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,987 Oh, again with the eating! 297 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:27,867 [laughs] Winning, there's nothing quite like it. 298 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,619 Do whatever you want with these two. 299 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,288 There's still the matter of the, uh, 300 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,916 - [loud stomping] - Well, the uh, 50 million units! 301 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,547 [Groot] I... am... 302 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,883 Groot! 303 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,137 [shouting] 304 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,057 [shouting continues] 305 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,065 [laughs] Our little twig grew up! I'm so proud of him. 306 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,984 - Mm-hmm. - Go get 'em, big guy! 307 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,945 [grunts] 308 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,825 - Run away! - [Yondu] Head for the portal! 309 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,846 - No, Yondu first! - [Ronan] What do you think you're doing? 310 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:15,290 [whimpering] 311 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,000 I will not sit on your lap! 312 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,688 [Yondu] Move it, move it, go, go, go! 313 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:24,132 [engine revving] 314 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,467 [Quill] Yeah, good job, buddy. 315 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,302 - [growls] - [Quill] Oh boy! 316 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,055 Hey, calm down already. Groot? 317 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,059 [Mantis] Calm your mind, Groot. 318 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,603 Feel your inner peace. 319 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,939 [tranquil music playing] 320 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,274 What is she doing to him? 321 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,193 Hey, Mantis, nice to see you. 322 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,696 Shh, can't you see I am using 323 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,324 my empathic powers to calm his rage? 324 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,035 Yeah, Quill, can't you see that? 325 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,497 I am Groot. 326 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,123 All better now. 327 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,833 I was out here communing with the forest 328 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,252 and suddenly sensed Groot's rage. 329 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,755 He got overloaded from the radioactive soil. 330 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:07,842 Must be gamma radiation. Surprised he didn't turn big and green. 331 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,220 - I am Groot. - We gotta get moving. 332 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,889 Ronan is taking the Build Stone to Thanos as we speak. 333 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,516 Thanos, he's involved? 334 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,101 Ugh, isn't he always? 335 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,396 I've actually got a plan. 336 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,524 You three take those ships. We have to stop Ronan and Thanos. 337 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:26,361 - Whatever you need, Peter. - I am Groot. 338 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,330 You know, it was so much easier to jam you into a ship when you were just a twig. 339 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,499 [Quill] It's time to guard the galaxy. 340 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:47,132 [sinister music playing] 341 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,721 And now I will build something super. 342 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,681 The BLT. 343 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,307 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 344 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,893 - [clears throat] - Hm? [gulps] 345 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,146 The Big Laser Thingy! 346 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,899 [sinister music continues] 347 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,156 Wow, that is impressive. 348 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,242 When this is assembled, I will start my destruction 349 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,162 of half the universe with this puny planet. 350 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,330 I will reduce it to nothingness 351 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:23,001 and prove the power of the Build Stone. 352 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,961 [trumpet tune playing] 353 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:28,214 Ah, this is a little embarrassing. 354 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,384 It's not quite all assembled yet. 355 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,386 It should just take a minute. 356 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,682 [growling] 357 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,893 What are you guys doing later? Huh? 358 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,936 [Quill] Surprise! 359 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,772 [rock music playing] 360 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,070 I'm going after the portal remote, cover me! 361 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,325 Dodging bricks, evading enemy fire, 362 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,993 - and I'm hit! - Huh? 363 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,704 Ugh! Ow! 364 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,832 [grunting] 365 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,250 [Quill] Uh, nope. 366 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:05,960 [grunting] 367 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,095 [taunting] Na-na-na-na-na-na. 368 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,598 Oh wow, yeah, this is the cheapest remote ever. 369 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,892 - Tell me about it. - Ah! 370 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,395 Ow. 371 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,235 [electric buzzing] 372 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:39,494 The Guardians of the Galaxy are back in the build... Oh! 373 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,705 Uh-oh. 374 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,456 Ahhh! 375 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,584 [engine whooshing] 376 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,381 [shouting] 377 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,216 [Rocket] I got it, I got it. 378 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,678 Oh yeah, nice reach, Groot! 379 00:18:56,761 --> 00:19:00,348 You're too late. The BLT is almost complete, 380 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:04,102 as is my overly complex and devious plan. 381 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,438 [both grunting] 382 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,442 [Quill] Ha-ha, whoa! 383 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,322 Rocket, time to use that Build Stone! 384 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,492 - Yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it. - I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot. 385 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,120 I'm acutely aware of the situation we're in, Groot! 386 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,957 [grunting] 387 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,211 [Quill] Coming through, I'll be taking that. 388 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,883 [Rocket] Ugh, come on. 389 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,683 - [beeping] - [evil laughter] 390 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,018 [growling] Huh? 391 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,939 [sinister music playing] 392 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,567 [gasps] 393 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,198 [electric buzzing] 394 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,034 Say goodbye to your planet, Star-Lord. 395 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,369 And got it! 396 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,538 - Huh? - [Rocket laughs] 397 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,624 The BLT is mine! 398 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,965 Yes, now this is what I'm talking about! [laughs] 399 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,972 [Quill] Oh, here's the problem, the decal's upside down. 400 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,560 Rocket, herd 'em into the portal. 401 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,563 [electric buzzing continues] 402 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:32,982 [both screams] 403 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:38,488 [screaming] 404 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,163 Well, I don't think this plan could get much worse. 405 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,833 - I stand corrected! - [Ronan] Run away! 406 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,335 - [Nebula] Run away, run! - [Ronan] Run away, come on, Nebula! 407 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,130 I accuse you both of being failures. 408 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,382 [thud] 409 00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,802 Another successfully executed Star-Lord plan. 410 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,804 [Drax] Hand over that forsaken device. 411 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,265 So, what do we do with this? 412 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:09,227 Like I always planned, we give it to him. 413 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,229 Thank you, my furry friend. 414 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,190 I will take this to Asgard to keep safe. 415 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,068 Oh, no, ah! Got you! 416 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,821 [laughing] 417 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,740 - [whooshing] - Ah! 418 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,826 Man, I was gonna use it to build a really big weapon. 419 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,703 You mean something bigger than that? 420 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,165 Now that's what I call a Big Laser Thingy. 421 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,542 Yeah, oh it's cool, isn't it? 422 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:36,004 The rodent team member always wants to build a big weapon. 423 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:39,132 - Yeah? - I like that about you. 424 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,509 Now you're talking, Destroyer Man! 425 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:44,393 Hey guys, while we're in the neighborhood, let's go to my favorite deli. 426 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,973 For some reason I am craving a BLT. 427 00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,142 I am Groot! 428 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,727 [Drax] What is a deli? 429 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,604 [Quill] It's a place that makes sandwiches. 430 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,481 [Rocket] Wait, you can eat a BLT? 431 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,274 I thought it was a Big Laser Thingy? 432 00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:00,653 [theme music playing]