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[theme music playing]
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[lasers firing]
I thought you said you could outrun them.
- Have they caught us yet? - Not yet.
Listen up good, Quill, I want what you stole from us.
Yeah, give us back... Hey, wait,
is he talking about that thing that we stole from someone else?
Yeah, the Build Stone.
Whoever has it can build amazing and powerful stuff,
anything they can imagine!
We's gonna sell it, Taserface,
and make all kinds of units.
You hear me, Quill?
Oh, if these guys hit my ship one more time.
Hold on to that Build Stone, Rocket.
I got it, I got it!
All right, let's see what this baby can do. [laughs]
Oh yeah, maybe this'll slow 'em down.
[beeping]
Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm gonna blast you out of the sky, boyo,
and then stop by Earth for my favorite barbecue sauce
so my crew can eat ya.
It's all about eating with Yondu.
Hang on!
[lasers firing]
- Do something, Quill. - I'm working on it!
Trying to keep my ship in one piece right now.
- [engine whooshing] - [optimistic music playing]
We can't let him get this thing, right, Groot?
[sighs] You're just a potted plant.
We gotta get it to the Avengers. They'll know what to do with it,
but right now I know the perfect thing to shake Yondu off our tail.
[engine whooshing]
[Yondu] Oh, no, no, no, stop it, Quill.
You know I get space-sick.
[laughing]
[Yondu] Whoa!
Who's got no thumbs and is the best pilot you ever saw?
That's right, this guy.
Quill, look out!
[loud squeaking]
- Thieves! - Ronan.
Why are you so accusey, Ronan?
It's my name, Ronan the Accuser.
Also I'm pretty good at destruction and mayhem.
That's my real passion.
[Nebula] Ah, dumb, cheap portal remote!
You couldn't have sprung for a new model?
I accuse you of being bad with technology, Nebula.
And I accuse you of being a micromanager.
Give me the Build Stone that Yondu stole from me
that you stole from Yondu.
We can't give that blue-faced clown this thing!
I could build all sorts of cool weapons with it.
You always wanna build cool weapons.
Hey, I didn't hear you complaining when I made you
that can opener/laser cannon/ toenail clipper.
[Gamora] I did complain, it almost took my toes off!
- I am Groot! - [Rocket] I said I didn't hear you!
- We got company. - Oh, I see.
Now you're negotiating with Quill to buy
the Build Stone that I rightfully stole!
I need that thing to give to someone
who has terrible plans for Earth.
Your failure negates our personal services contract.
Don't argue contract law with a Ravager.
I'll, I'll, I'll eat ya!
Okay, just back it up.
- [Yondu] ...take this outside? - [Ronan] Anytime, anywhere.
- [both] Huh? - [Quill] Uh-oh.
[suspenseful music playing]
[Rocket] I should not be allowed to have this!
Hey, you can't... Wow, you grew up fast, didn't you?
No, no, no, no, don't play with that!
[grunting]
- Oh, man. - I am Groot.
Hey, no, don't push that, it's not a toy!
-You got us in this mess, Quill. Now get us out! -Hey, I've got a plan.
Let's not let Ronan or Yondu anywhere near Earth
or this Build Stone.
How are we gonna do that, "Star-Lord"?
I said that while making air quotes, by the way.
Leave that to me.
[engine whooshing]
And how will you... Are you crazy?
That portal looks completely unstable.
[whooshing continues]
Open another portal!
Make it work, make it work!
Can't you see me mashing buttons here? You wanna try?
- Be my guest. - Oh!
[electric buzzing]
Oh, great, the portal spit us out in the middle of nowhere.
Of course you would get us lost.
No, Gamora, look, we're in the middle of Knowhere.
[Gamora] Oh, wait,
where are Drax, Rocket, and Groot?
Huh, must've lost 'em when we jumped through the portal.
Ah, I'm sure they're fine.
- [both screaming] - I am Groot!
I told you diving into that portal was a bad idea.
Ha, it was a totally awesome Star-Lord move!
All right, so maybe it wasn't my best idea.
They're fine!
Even if they ended up in the vacuum of deep space.
- [gasps] - Nah, they're totally fine.
Oh, hey!
Well, at least we still have the Build Stone.
We've gotta get this to the Avengers.
Maybe if we jam to the Triangulum System
and then take the 101 Space Express to Krylor.
Oh, you lack any sense of direction.
The A42 Toll space road straight to Centauri-IV
- is the best route. - What, are you kidding?
No, it'll be slammed with Centauri
going out for the four-day weekend.
[revving]
I made it!
In your face, portal!
[evil laughter]
[grunts]
Ha, now that my forces are all here,
we can destroy the Guardians of the Galaxy
and get the Build Stone.
Attack! Whoa!
No, look, just straight to Galador, hang a left and then we...
[alarm wailing]
Great, he's going to strand us out here
in the middle of Knowhere.
Nice, Gamora, that was my joke.
[lasers firing]
[Ronan] Whoa, ha-ha!
[lasers firing]
[suspenseful music playing]
We need to split up, try to lose them in all the activity out here.
You fly, I'll draw some of them away.
That's lame, it'll never work.
And that's why they call me Star-Lord.
You're the only one who calls yourself that.
Well, then I should know.
Sorry, my bad!
[rock music playing]
Hey, Ronan the Complainer.
- Lookie what I got. - Agh!
Huh?
- [electric buzzing] - [tense music playing]
Hm.
- Hey! - Uh-oh.
Whoa!
[grunting and laughing]
Ha, will you look at that.
Gamora, remember that plan we talked about?
- Uh, no. - Oh, right, that makes sense
'cause I just made it up inside my brain.
Look, I'm gonna draw him towards me, hit the brakes,
and let Ronan fly past me into the portal.
Oh, it's foolproof.
It's not foolproof, it's not foolproof!
[growls]
Oh, whoa! You gotta be faster than...
[grunting]
Yondu, you came to save me!
- What? Hey! - Thanks, Quill!
[Quill] Oh, that is so not cool.
Oh, really don't wanna get eaten by this thing.
Hey, right on time.
- Just like I planned. - You didn't plan that.
[Quill] Yup, totally planned it, genius move.
[growls]
That is so creepy.
Okay, genius, now what?
[Quill] Uh, this, follow me.
Ugh, I am so done with this guy.
[growls]
[Ronan] Nebula, it's Ronan.
I need you to open the portal again.
What do you mean it's not working? Get it fixed.
Call the IT department.
Hello, hello?
Ugh, I can't believe I have to build my ship again.
[whooshing]
Come on, get it under control.
[gasps] Not good, not good, not good!
- Well, that wasn't so bad. - [rattling]
Oh, boy, Star-Lord's gonna be star-mad that I dented his new ride.
I don't know where these go without the instructions.
- Quiet, Gamora. - Drax?
- There you are! - Shush!
[tense music playing]
I was transported here out of that
strange portal we all passed through.
I do not think we all ended up in the same place.
Obviously.
I was destined to land here where I can attack
and destroy my ultimate opponent, Thanos.
It is what I am good at, destroying.
That's a really bad idea, Drax.
Attack him and you'll be between a rock and a hard place.
- Yes, I am. - Mr. Literal strikes again.
Who is that?
I wish to lay waste to everyone and everything in the universe,
to turn all things to... dust.
Hm, but then no one will be left to worship me.
Okay, I'll destroy half the universe,
then get the other half to bow down to me.
Yes, I like that.
Thus I will build the BLT!
[evil laughter]
Hm, what are you looking at?
[evil laughter]
Time to check in with Ronan.
Hello? Oh hey, Thanos, what's up?
Where is my Build Stone?
Well, the one who calls himself Star-Lord
stole it from the Ravagers who stole it from me.
Then get it back!
[sighs]
[Drax] Such foul villainy.
I can no longer take it.
I must destroy him!
[screaming]
[grunting]
[shouting]
- [grumbling] - [metal clanking]
- [grunting] - [loud thud]
[panting]
I... I will destroy you.
Not today! I will destroy you!
Now, you will see my finishing move.
I have a lot of time floating around here
to think of finishing moves.
[Gamora] Let him go, Dad!
You never like any of my friends!
That's because your friends are pests!
[groaning]
Sometimes you are so hard-headed.
I am pretty sure my head is hard all the time.
[grunting]
Hey, I think we got disconnected back there.
Must be bad reception, the middle of Knowhere! [screaming]
No! Fools, you let them escape!
It's because this portal remote is a piece of junk.
Fine, fine, next time I won't buy the clearance model.
Find them and get me my Build Stone!
[revving]
What took you so long?
Ah, I have had a day.
I had to call customer service three times about this remote.
- And did that help? - No.
They outsource their tech support to Stark Industries
and I was talking to a robot, but no matter.
Where is the Build Stone?
Yeah, that was pretty tricky grabbing it
from Quill at Knowhere.
And now that 50 million units we talked about?
All right, stay here, I'm gonna sneak closer.
- I am Groot? - Don't worry.
Just be careful around this soil.
I don't like the color of it.
[grunts]
I am Groot.
Yes, Thanos intends to build a BLT with the Build Stone.
Thanos is building a BLT?
Oh, I could totally go for one of those.
- What? - [Taserface] Hey!
Lookie who I found creeping through the woods.
That little beast! I accuse you of spying.
Good call, yeah, obviously!
[Taserface] Let's eat him, I bet he tastes like chicken.
Oh, that portal experience is the worst.
Okay, wait, what's happening here?
Taserface, are you trying to eat someone again?
I accuse you of being a party crasher!
Rather than accusing how about a-blasting?
[grunting]
Rocket, we gotta move!
[lasers firing]
Get me the Build Stone! Don't let them escape!
Quill, toss me the Build Stone!
- [lasers firing] - [laughs]
[Ronan] I accuse them of hurting!
[grunts]
[rock music playing]
Gimme that, I got an idea.
[train bell ringing]
- Oh! - Oh no! [grunts]
[whistling]
All right, boy, time for you to pay for stealing from the Ravagers.
Yondu, come on.
I mean, didn't you always say I was like a son to you?
Eh, more like a nephew, one that may or may not taste like chicken.
[Taserface] Oh, oh, maybe we could eat 'em both.
Oh, again with the eating!
[laughs] Winning, there's nothing quite like it.
Do whatever you want with these two.
There's still the matter of the, uh,
- [loud stomping] - Well, the uh, 50 million units!
[Groot] I... am...
Groot!
[shouting]
[shouting continues]
[laughs] Our little twig grew up! I'm so proud of him.
- Mm-hmm. - Go get 'em, big guy!
[grunts]
- Run away! - [Yondu] Head for the portal!
- No, Yondu first! - [Ronan] What do you think you're doing?
[whimpering]
I will not sit on your lap!
[Yondu] Move it, move it, go, go, go!
[engine revving]
[Quill] Yeah, good job, buddy.
- [growls] - [Quill] Oh boy!
Hey, calm down already. Groot?
[Mantis] Calm your mind, Groot.
Feel your inner peace.
[tranquil music playing]
What is she doing to him?
Hey, Mantis, nice to see you.
Shh, can't you see I am using
my empathic powers to calm his rage?
Yeah, Quill, can't you see that?
I am Groot.
All better now.
I was out here communing with the forest
and suddenly sensed Groot's rage.
He got overloaded from the radioactive soil.
Must be gamma radiation. Surprised he didn't turn big and green.
- I am Groot. - We gotta get moving.
Ronan is taking the Build Stone to Thanos as we speak.
Thanos, he's involved?
Ugh, isn't he always?
I've actually got a plan.
You three take those ships. We have to stop Ronan and Thanos.
- Whatever you need, Peter. - I am Groot.
You know, it was so much easier to jam you into a ship when you were just a twig.
[Quill] It's time to guard the galaxy.
[sinister music playing]
And now I will build something super.
The BLT.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
- [clears throat] - Hm? [gulps]
The Big Laser Thingy!
[sinister music continues]
Wow, that is impressive.
When this is assembled, I will start my destruction
of half the universe with this puny planet.
I will reduce it to nothingness
and prove the power of the Build Stone.
[trumpet tune playing]
Ah, this is a little embarrassing.
It's not quite all assembled yet.
It should just take a minute.
[growling]
What are you guys doing later? Huh?
[Quill] Surprise!
[rock music playing]
I'm going after the portal remote, cover me!
Dodging bricks, evading enemy fire,
- and I'm hit! - Huh?
Ugh! Ow!
[grunting]
[Quill] Uh, nope.
[grunting]
[taunting] Na-na-na-na-na-na.
Oh wow, yeah, this is the cheapest remote ever.
- Tell me about it. - Ah!
Ow.
[electric buzzing]
The Guardians of the Galaxy are back in the build... Oh!
Uh-oh.
Ahhh!
[engine whooshing]
[shouting]
[Rocket] I got it, I got it.
Oh yeah, nice reach, Groot!
You're too late. The BLT is almost complete,
as is my overly complex and devious plan.
[both grunting]
[Quill] Ha-ha, whoa!
Rocket, time to use that Build Stone!
- Yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it. - I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot.
I'm acutely aware of the situation we're in, Groot!
[grunting]
[Quill] Coming through, I'll be taking that.
[Rocket] Ugh, come on.
- [beeping] - [evil laughter]
[growling] Huh?
[sinister music playing]
[gasps]
[electric buzzing]
Say goodbye to your planet, Star-Lord.
And got it!
- Huh? - [Rocket laughs]
The BLT is mine!
Yes, now this is what I'm talking about! [laughs]
[Quill] Oh, here's the problem, the decal's upside down.
Rocket, herd 'em into the portal.
[electric buzzing continues]
[both screams]
[screaming]
Well, I don't think this plan could get much worse.
- I stand corrected! - [Ronan] Run away!
- [Nebula] Run away, run! - [Ronan] Run away, come on, Nebula!
I accuse you both of being failures.
[thud]
Another successfully executed Star-Lord plan.
[Drax] Hand over that forsaken device.
So, what do we do with this?
Like I always planned, we give it to him.
Thank you, my furry friend.
I will take this to Asgard to keep safe.
Oh, no, ah! Got you!
[laughing]
- [whooshing] - Ah!
Man, I was gonna use it to build a really big weapon.
You mean something bigger than that?
Now that's what I call a Big Laser Thingy.
Yeah, oh it's cool, isn't it?
The rodent team member always wants to build a big weapon.
- Yeah? - I like that about you.
Now you're talking, Destroyer Man!
Hey guys, while we're in the neighborhood, let's go to my favorite deli.
For some reason I am craving a BLT.
I am Groot!
[Drax] What is a deli?
[Quill] It's a place that makes sandwiches.
[Rocket] Wait, you can eat a BLT?
I thought it was a Big Laser Thingy?
[theme music playing]